January 2011
212 posts
December 2010
272 posts
new years resolution:
xbemylilfreak:
somehow become attractive.
We kill billions of wild animals to protect the animals we eat. We then destroy...
– Rave Diet Eating DVD with Mike Anderson, Cure Cancer Naturally (via pandacake)
When you finally get a joke in a kids movie that...
the-shaman:
when i have children i'll force them to read and...
productofloveliness-:
they’ll thank me later
If only someone went down on me as much as tumblr...
lips-richmond:
hungryfeminist:
genderqueerdukeofmexico:
wakeupdiana:
omg what. hahahha
I would never be sexually frustrated ;p
Best. Quote. Ever.
Agreed
Reblog if you find lip-biting extremely...
swallowbitch-peoplearestarving:
discoverwhoiam:
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^<3^^^^^^^^^^^^^
1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel...
– Kurt Vonnegut.
[I dearly wish to headbutt a lot of writers re: 2. Hey, fuckasses, I hate everyone in your story].
(via apiphile)
My 2011 Resolutions.
beautifulyetimperfect:
I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
I won’t take shit from anyone.
I won’t cry over another asshole.
I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
I’ll be more confident.
Bitches can gtfo.
I’ll surround myself with the ones who make me laugh.
I won’t slack off in school…maybe just a little.
I’ll appreciate my parents more.
I...
It has gotten to the point where if I had to choose between falling in love and...
– Nikos Kazananski (via fidansquotes)
When you realise any of us could have walked past...
alyaae:
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
– Kurt Vonnegut (via missingthejackandtheace)
Bitch, if Mrs. Weasley made me a Weasley sweater I...
ultraball:
At home
On the way to school
At school
During concerts
Watching TV
In the shower
Eating dinner
Saving the world from crime
During sex
Sapiosexual (n.) — a person who is sexually...
That awkward moment when someone asks about doing...
neverletthisgox:
Telling the difference between someone being nice...
whatheysee: